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Bachelorette Party Oath

If you are one of the lucky ones planning a bachelorette party, there are so many fun ideas to bring into the event. One of the most classic items is a party contract where you and the girls sign our Bachelorette Oath of Secrecy and all bring them to the last night out. There is a section at the bottom to provide advice to the bride to be. It is fun to have all the girls read each of theirs out loud and then give them to the bride as a keepsake. Someone can create a bachelorette party gift where they provide a memory book and have all of these oaths included along with pictures, personal stories of each girl and how she met the bride as well as inspirational sayings. Have some fun with it and it may just be kept for a lifetime by the bride!
 


BACHELORETTE OATH OF SECRECY


Bachelorette Party FavorIn the Contract/Oath below, you must adhere to all guidelines and procedures in a strict fashion. When the document refers to the Bachelorette, she will be signified as "Queen B" and the girls consisting of the Bachelorette party as "Divas."

Please take the following document as serious (seriously funny) as possible since it will provide hours of fun and memories.
 

I __________________________ solemnly swear that on the weekend of ______________________, 2014 in celebration

 of  ___________________________'s Bachelorette party, I will abide by the following rules and regulations:

1   There will be, in no way, pictures with boys, men, or any animals while the Bachelorette party is in progress. Failure to follow this rule will automatically make you lose your Diva status for the weekend.
 

2   You will consume alcoholic beverages and promote drunkenly misconduct in the safest and most appropriate fashion. If you are a sober driver or have a note from a doctor, you are excused from drinking but you must still promote animalistic behavior.
 

3   You must never leave a single Diva or the Queen Bee unattended, due to boys-men who are termed as Vultures, Sharks, Pigs, Mars, Tools for Procreation…etc.
 

4   A Diva who has too much alcohol or has poor taste and is speaking with sleazy unattractive boys/men for more than one minute must be escorted back to the Diva lair for protection and to save herself from embarrassment (which would have possibly occurred the following morning).
 

5   Embarrassing the Bachelorette at least once per hour is mandatory. Embarrassment can only take the form of attracting attention toward the Queen B, and includes but is not limited to, finding Boys or Men (prey) to help in satisfying the "Bachelorette checklist" or Suck 4 Buck T-Shirt, waving adult party favor items in front of the Queen B, dressing the Queen B up in ridiculous outfits that Aunt Edna wouldn't even wear, and keeping the Queen B up as late as possible!
 

6   Loud, obnoxious outbursts are welcome during the Bachelorette festivities with at least one type of alcohol shot purchased by the Divas for Queen B consumption.
 

7   Dancing is required by you and it is important to make sure all Divas and Queen B are participating.
 

8   In case of the emergency of a Diva needing to pray to the porcelain goddess or visit Mr. Tidy Bowl Man, it is essential that you make sure one Diva goes with the other Diva In Need (DIN).
 

9   It is your responsibility to commute to a more exciting atmosphere when Queen B and/or Diva energy is dwindling. You must interact with other Divas to form a plan in moving to a more exciting environment.
 

10   You will not, at any time, think of work-related matters. If work does consume your mind, you will forfeit Diva status and be seen as an outcast by the Divas.
 

11   Before signing the document below, I will say out loud, "What happens at __________________ 's Bachelorette party STAYS at ___________________'s Bachelorette party!"



(Signature of Diva)__________________________________________ Date__________________

(Signature of Diva In Charge)__________________________________ Date__________________

Advice for the Queen B about marriage:                         


(Please return this form to the Queen B after signing)

 

Click here for a printable copy of our Bachelorette Oath of Secrecy

For more free downloads, check out the following:

Bachelorette Party Checklist - This printable going away checklist will help make sure you take everything needed to your last night out.
Hangover Cures - Don't go away without printing this out so you can be cured of any hangover quickly.
Bachelorette Party Games - We have multiple game downloads to save you money and have some fun wherever your party takes you!
Jello-Shooters - Check out the bachelorette party Jello-Shooter recipes we have on this page to download and have some excellent spirits with color and jiggles.