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Bachelorette Party JokesBachelorette Party jokes are great way to entertain the girls, whether you are away or having a night out a bar.

Jokes are a great ice breaker at the beginning of the bachelorettte party, a great way to entertain the girls while out on the town or at the end of the evening to keep the energy up.

We have listed some of the best jokes below that you can print out.
 

Stare at the Jester's bachelorette party balls and they will change direction!

 

Bachelorette Party Joke of the Month: Bride and Groom Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
IMPOSSIBLE said the groom broom. We haven't even SWEPT together!
Check out some of our favorite relationship humor jokes below which are fun to tell at any last night out:


Bachelorette Party Joke 1:
The Men Jokes

Why do men name their willies?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.

How is being at a singles bar different from being at the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE..... Men will screw anything

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract


Bachelorette Party Joke 2: Men Issues

Ever notice how many women problems start with men?
- MEN tal illness
- MEN strual cramps
- MEN tal breakdown
- MEN opause
- GUY necologist
- And when we have real trouble, it's a.....HIS terectomy.


Bachelorette Party Joke 3: Male Diagnosis

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, tell me in plain English what is the matter with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy!"

"Okay," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."


Bachelorette Party Joke 4: Why Cats Are Better Than Men

  1. A CAT always hits the litter box.

  2. Better chance of training a CAT.

  3. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.

  4. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.

  5. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.

  6. A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.

  7. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails.

  8. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.

  9. You don't have to worry about your CAT turning into a pig when you host a party.

  10. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is.

  11. If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

If you like jokes, check out our practical joke page!

Bachelorette Party Joke 5: Never Touched

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said "How bad is it doc?.....I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and wired it all together; ...an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. This was the first time he had seen them.

She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these breasts." He immediately drops his pants and replies,......"Look at this, .....it's still in the CRATE!"


Bachelorette Party Joke 6: Set Him Free

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free...

It must be a man!


Bachelorette Party Joke 7: Guide To Men's English

  • "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

  • "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

  • "I'm tired" = I'm tired

  • "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

  • "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

  • "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

  • "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

  • "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

  • "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I'd like to have sex with you

  • "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

  • "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

  • "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

  • "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

  • "I love you" = Let's have sex now

  • "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

  • "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

  • "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

  • "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

  • "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

  • "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!


Bachelorette Party Joke 8: Men and Parking Spots

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small


Bachelorette Party Joke 9: Men and the Weather

Q: How are men and the weather alike?
A: Nothing can be done to change either of them.


Bachelorette Party Joke 10: 10 Reasons God Created Eve

  1. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.
  2. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!).
  3. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.
  4. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.
  5. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
  6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.
  7. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.
  8. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
  9. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone."
  10. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that"

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