Lawn
Mower
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work
half the time!
Understanding Women
Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women:
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Sweet
Dream
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Men and
Bonds
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
The
Creation of Man
Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Foreplay
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
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